Halloween special: 5 morbid small stocks (LPHI ROAC MATW STON DAR)

Its that time of year again. The leaves are turning color. The air is getting crisp. Soon the streets will be filled with trick-or-treaters. So while you pick out costumes and carve jack o’lanterns, here are some ghoulish small stocks for your perusal:

 

Life Partners Holdings (Nasdaq: LPHI)

The name "Life Partners" evokes images of sweethearts walking hand-in-hand down an empty beach, but LPHI is not in the love-and-tenderness business.  Instead, Life Partners engages in the secondary market for life insurance, commonly known as "life settlements."  These controversial investments pay out more quickly, and generate a higher rate of return, if the policyholders expire sooner rather than later.   

 

Rock of Ages Corp.  (Nasdaq: ROAC)

Rock of Ages makes tombstones, or as they call it "granite memorial products."  Enough said.

 

Matthews International  (Nasdaq: MATW)

At just over $1 billion market cap., Matthews International is hardly a microcap.  Still, this list would not be complete without it  — Matthews Int’l is one of the largest makers of caskets and cremation urns.

 

StoneMor Partners LP (Nasdaq: STON)

StoneMor is a microcap limited partnership of 60 funeral homes and 232 cemeteries in 25 states and Puerto Rico.  That’s a lot of dead bodies.

Darling International  (NYSE: DAR)

Darling has nothing to do with human death, but boy do they do a booming business in animal death and dismemberment.  Or as they call it " rendering, recycling, and recovery solutions."  In a nutshell, Darling takes animal byproducts and uses them to manufacture other stuff, like greases, oils and proteins.  This is another company name misdirection — there’s nothing "darling" about animal carcasses.

 DISCLOSURE:  No positions.

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